Paul Makin, 33, is serving an eight-year sentence along with ex-wife Laura after being caught attempting to smuggle €1.4million worth of cocaine out of the country.
But while relatives back home believed he was struggling to cope inside the notorious “hell hole” San Antonio jail - in fact he’s living a life of pool parties and barbecues in a place where prisoners do as they please.
In a five-minute clip, filmed on a fellow inmate’s own camcorder, burly ex-soldier Makin sports a neat moustache and gelled hair and is dressed in a smart yellow polo shirt.
You can watch the video here
He appears suntanned and relaxed as he brags about life in the once-fearsome jail now run from the inside by a murderous drug lord nicknamed El Conejo, The Rabbit.
The prison has four outdoor swimming pools, a nightclub and even special rooms for conjugal visits by wives and girlfriends.
As Makin talks, music blares in the background and prisoners flip somersaults into one of the pools.
Inmates can also be seen stroking pet dogs, openly smoking crack cocaine, grilling steaks on a barbecue and having massages from women from the neighbouring female section of the jail.
Smiling at the camera, Makin, from Birkenhead, Merseyside, boasts: “It’s the best jail in the world, for me personally. There’s no place like it on the planet.”
He goes on: “And there are enough guns and ammunition in here to start a war. I like guns. I’ve been in the army for 10 years. I’ve played with guns all my life. I’ve seen some guns in here that I’ve never seen in my life. Very nice. Handguns, machine guns, all kinds.”
He then describe The Rabbit’s grip on the prison, claiming he was the only one who could keep order.
“The brother is the boss here, the Conejo. He’s the man. People do things wrong every day. You often see people get a baseball bat across their a***. That’s because the governor was sick of people having broken limbs.He said you can hit them with a bat but don’t break their limbs.”
Makin was arrested in February, 2009, after persuading ex-wife Laura Webb, also 33, to fly to Venezuela with their four-year-old twins Libi and Luci (and Laura’s children from a previous relationship, Jack, 10, and Megan, eight.
They looked like any normal family when they headed for home after their holiday... but when their luggage was searched 20kg of cocaine was found packed into secret compartments sewn into their suitcases.
Makin admitted smuggling but insisted he thought he was carrying diamonds back to Britain for an unnamed Liverpool gangster he claimed was threatening him.
Laura denied knowing anything about the scam but was also convicted and is serving four years in the same jail. At the time, Jack and Megan’s natural father, Eddie Shirley, 34, spoke exclusively to the Irish Sunday Mirror about how he flew to the country to rescue all four children from a Venezuelan orphanage and how Makin sobbed as he begged him for forgiveness.
All four children now live with postman Eddie and wife Caroline, 30, at their home in Birkenhead, Wirral. A source close to Makin’s family said: “Seeing him on that video, all cocky and arrogant, hasn’t gone down well. His family think what he did, with those children with him, was beyond the pale and that he deserves to rot. We thought he was having a tough time.
“Seeing what life is like in that prison – and that he thinks it’s great – is hard to take. It makes a mockery of the punishment he’s supposed to be getting.”
The cushy regime at the jail was established long before Makin was sent there. With the governor’s blessing, The Rabbit and his cronies are now understood to keep order in exchange for “prison perks”. In the video in which Makin appears, inmates can be seen sunbathing in hammocks, a DJ is shown playing tracks in an outdoor nightclub, and a woman is shown lying on a bed in the arms of her inmate lover.
Handguns, laptop computers and mobile phones – all belonging to inmates – can also be clearly seen.
Last night another family friend of Makin’s said: “It’s a joke. He should be being punished not living some kind of high life.”